Thursday, May 28, 2009

Raw Evil

Ok friends, I know I've been all sugar and cinnamon and praise about a lotta stuff lately, so here's the other shoe dropping right now.

'Member those "Matter of Flax" Whole Life Flax Krisps I told y'all about last week? How they're all supposed to be Raw Food and whatnot?

These things are the most disgusting chunks of nastiness ever to pass my lips, I think. Remember that I'm not a picky eater. I have never tasted anything so gross. They were freaking expensive too, and that kinda pisses me off. If you took a used teabag, dipped it in salt, and then ran it over with your car and left it in the street to bake on the asphault for a week and THEN ate it - the taste would be similar to but probably better than these things.

I just noticed this company also sells "no bean" hummus. WTF? What's the point of that??? You'll note that the Spinach "no bean" hummus is "back by popular demand" according to their online store.

Ok, I feel kinda bad now because this is clearly a small company doing their best and maybe I just got the wrong kind or whatever but MAN...

UGH. The kind I bought are "Herb Garden" flavored, allegedly. Be warned. Try a different kind or something.

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